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This guy's got his shit together and he's pissed!
This guy's got his shit together and he's pissed!
Saturday, April 16, 2011
Tuesday, April 5, 2011
Fuckin' Baby-Blogs
So, I'm cruisin' and perusin' the various blogs, right? What to my totally disbelieving eyes does appear? Blog after blog about someone's fuckin' babies. Baby pictures and "Ooh, he's/she's sooo CUTE". Isn't that what Facebook is for? I thank what gods there be that there wasn't any of this when my son was that young; my wife would have been utterly out of control.
Yeah, I get it. Ain't a mother in the world don't think hers is just the prettiest fuckin' baby on the face of the earth, but c'mon, give the rest of us a break, and stop thinkin' with yer tits.
Yeah, I get it. Ain't a mother in the world don't think hers is just the prettiest fuckin' baby on the face of the earth, but c'mon, give the rest of us a break, and stop thinkin' with yer tits.
Swift Sez: Fuck the IRS
Hey, fellow wage-slaves, it's that time of year again! Time to file your income-tax returns. Tell me, how is it good for you to let the government hold your money? They pay no interest on it and they take their sweet time getting it back to you. You can bet your bottom dollar that if you owe them money they will stay on your back, imposing interest and penalties, until you do pay them. So, tell me again, why do you let the government hold your money?
We've all heard about "tax-revolts" here and there over the years. Why is it that none of these so-called "revolts" have ever worked? Simple answer: none of them actually did anything but bitch and whine. Here's an easy recipe for success: hit them in the wallet. What I mean is deny them that weekly/bi-weekly dose of cash which helps them maintain the status quo. It's quite legal. Simply amend your form W-4 to claim 9 exemptions; of course you will be required to pay in full come next April, but what do you think is going to happen if a significant portion of the government's cash flow dries up for months at a time? Those crooks will howl like a pack of thieving whores caught at their own game. Maybe then they'll remember who they work for. Fuck the government until they stop fucking us.
We've all heard about "tax-revolts" here and there over the years. Why is it that none of these so-called "revolts" have ever worked? Simple answer: none of them actually did anything but bitch and whine. Here's an easy recipe for success: hit them in the wallet. What I mean is deny them that weekly/bi-weekly dose of cash which helps them maintain the status quo. It's quite legal. Simply amend your form W-4 to claim 9 exemptions; of course you will be required to pay in full come next April, but what do you think is going to happen if a significant portion of the government's cash flow dries up for months at a time? Those crooks will howl like a pack of thieving whores caught at their own game. Maybe then they'll remember who they work for. Fuck the government until they stop fucking us.
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Swift Sez: Fuck 'em all
Fuck politicians for the greedy, crooked muthafuckaz they are. Fuck the Democratic Party. Fuck the Republican party. I would say "Fuck the Libertarian Party", too, but they haven't screwed up yet. Oh. Wait. Yes they have. They failed to get anybody elected. Fuck 'em for losers!
Fuck Big Pharma and all their bullshit drugs. Have you seen any ads for their newest "wonder drugs"? The lists of side-effects and the disclaimers are enough to give me a coronary or send me to the loonie-bin. If more folk partook of the noble herb, there would be less of a need for their sort of poison.
Fuck the Fat Cats of Wall Street and the banking industry. These bastards set up a system where they make money no matter how much of ours they lose. Starve the fuckers, guard your own money.
Fuck Fast Food. That shit is bad for you! Learn to cook, muthafuckaz!
Fuck Religion. First, fuck religions that knock on your door. If I don't come to your place of worship selling fertilizer, don't come to my door selling bullshit. If I want ya, I know where to find ya; otherwise, leave me the fuck alone. Fuck all the other religions that tell me that I'm "not going to heaven" , paradise, or what-the-fuck-ever because I don't behave the way they feel I should. Fuck 'em for busybodies.
I'll be back to spread some more "Fuck" around.
Fuck Big Pharma and all their bullshit drugs. Have you seen any ads for their newest "wonder drugs"? The lists of side-effects and the disclaimers are enough to give me a coronary or send me to the loonie-bin. If more folk partook of the noble herb, there would be less of a need for their sort of poison.
Fuck the Fat Cats of Wall Street and the banking industry. These bastards set up a system where they make money no matter how much of ours they lose. Starve the fuckers, guard your own money.
Fuck Fast Food. That shit is bad for you! Learn to cook, muthafuckaz!
Fuck Religion. First, fuck religions that knock on your door. If I don't come to your place of worship selling fertilizer, don't come to my door selling bullshit. If I want ya, I know where to find ya; otherwise, leave me the fuck alone. Fuck all the other religions that tell me that I'm "not going to heaven" , paradise, or what-the-fuck-ever because I don't behave the way they feel I should. Fuck 'em for busybodies.
I'll be back to spread some more "Fuck" around.
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